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A school built to learn
without asking permission.

Seven departments. Live faculty coaching every session. Books, songs and screenplays taken from a blank page to a finished, owned, distributable work — tuition free.

  • No tuition
  • No application
  • Open enrollment
  • You own 100% of your work
  • AI coaches — never ghostwrites

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Deal 500 — live teacher · free · open to everyoneEst. MMXXIV • No tuition • No rights taken
Live teacher on campus nowDeal 500 — 25 modules on contracts & IPInstant audiobook narrationYou own 100% of your workYouth + teen classes openNo tuition. No application.Live teacher on campus nowDeal 500 — 25 modules on contracts & IPInstant audiobook narrationYou own 100% of your workYouth + teen classes openNo tuition. No application.

You come here
to learn and
to produce.

I Write Mines University. Books, songs and screenplays — with a real-time tutor, coach and writing assistant beside you the whole way. Every tool, lesson, grading report, audiobook and publishing walkthrough on this site is free.

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Campus preview — live studio rec
Book room — playing

Dead verbs removed • pacing +12%

Audiobook instantly
You own 100%

Mr AP live — craft check every 15s

Pacing dips in chapter 2 — try a reversal before page 8.

Live attendance

Auto-tracked

Manuscripts

Private vault

Avg. score

8.7 / 10

DAdmissions — Deal 500Live teacher • Free • Open to everyone• No tuition • No application • No portfolio required • Start in 60 secondsApply in 60s ↗

Classrooms • Three verticals

Learn to produce
books, songs, screenplays.

Each classroom has beat sheets, pacing scores, live line-level coaching and a real publishing or release path. Same coach, same rules.

The path, end to end • Deal curriculum

Five moves from idea to published work.

Same system used in major label, major publishing and major writing rooms. Free, every one of them. No gatekeeping.

  1. 01

    Say the idea out loud

    Type what you're trying to say in plain words. The AI interview turns it into a premise, a goal and a first move — it never writes the work for you.

    Start the interview
  2. 02

    Learn while you build

    Timed lessons, worksheets and drills from major label, major publishing and major writing rooms — free, every one of them.

    Open the lessons
  3. 03

    Write with a coach on your shoulder

    Live now

    Mr AP scans your last paragraphs every 15 seconds: grammar, tense, dead verbs, structure gaps — with the craft reason behind every note.

    Open Mr AP live
  4. 04

    Hear it as an audiobook instantly

    Studio narration of your chapters the moment they exist, plus promo video snippets for TikTok and Instagram.

    Open the studio
  5. 05

    Publish and distribute

    Guided, step-by-step publishing: manuscript and cover prep, metadata, ISBN and pricing, then the exact route to Amazon, Apple Books, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Target and library catalogs.

    Open the rights room

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IWM University

Office of the Registrar · Student admissions

Enrollment is reviewed by the registrar. Teaching appointments are separate — faculty are hired by the dean.

Filing an application does not create a seat. A person reads every file, a file expires 30 days after it is opened, and decisions arrive by email. Read the Admissions & Academic Policy and the Code of Conduct.

Enrollment
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Step 1 / 4 — Profile

Step 01 · Profile & age gate

Who's enrolling?

We verify age for COPPA compliance and unlock the right campus tier. Takes about forty seconds.

Youth campus • Ages 7–19

Classes for kids,
teens and families.

Age-gated rooms with guardian consent, safe prompts and the same rule as the main campus: the coach teaches, the young writer writes.

Guardians: one dashboard for seats, consent, screen time and everything your young writer produced.

Studio

Hear it as an audiobook instantly.

Studio narration of your chapters the moment they exist, plus promo video snippets for TikTok and Instagram. No extra software.

Chapter 1 — the premise

02:14 / 05:30

Rights room

Publish and distribute, step by step.

Guided manuscript prep, cover, metadata, ISBN and pricing, then the exact route to Amazon, Apple Books, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Target and libraries.

Educational guidance and file preparation only. I Write Mines is not a publisher, agent or retailer, and is not affiliated with Amazon, Apple, Barnes & Noble, Target or any other retailer. Retailer acceptance, pricing and payout terms are set by those platforms.

AP

Mr AP Live — your coach on your shoulder

Scans every 15s • Never ghostwrites

The city was very quiet and kind of empty at 2am.

→ Dead verb + filler. Try: “The city emptied at 2am.” [Voice: Economy]

She had been walking for hours.

→ Tense drift: past perfect → simple past. [Craft: Tense Consistency]

Chapter pacing: Act I — 78% tension ↓ Act II — 42%

Suggestion: insert reversal or raise stakes before page 8.

Two rules that never change

The AI coaches.
It never ghostwrites.

Rule 1 — AI coaches, never ghostwrites

Ask for help, type the idea of what you want to say, and Mr AP fixes grammar, sharpens the line, names the craft reason and points you in the right direction — the words stay yours. Anything shown as a full rewrite is labeled a study model, for learning only.

Rule 2 — You own everything you write

We claim no rights to your manuscripts, lyrics or scripts. Read the Terms, Privacy and License and the copyright curriculum. Publishing and distribution support is educational guidance and file preparation.

Registrar • Course catalog

31 rooms. 11 departments.
Every one taught live.

Filter by department and level, then open a course record to see the units, the lab work you do on your own material and the pop quiz that closes it out.

31 rooms · 89 credits · 32h

Lighting, Grip/Electric & Sound Design • The bench

Seven desks that check
your work, not do it.

Test yourself and track the score over time, get marked live by Mr AP, clear the set before anyone plugs in, break your school brief into dated stages with reminders, build the gear list and call sheet with the power maths done for you, and upload the actual assignment for a double-sweep review. Everything saves on this device and prints as a real sheet. Reviewed August 2026.

Self quiz · 20 questions

Answered 0 of 20. Mark it when you are done — every answer comes back with the reason, not just a tick.

  1. Q1What single property of a source makes its light soft?

    Light behaviour

  2. Q2You double the distance between a lamp and a face. Roughly what happens to exposure?

    Light behaviour

  3. Q3A key-to-fill ratio of 8:1 mainly controls what the audience reads as…

    Light behaviour

  4. Q4Daylight through a window is roughly 5600K. A standard tungsten lamp is roughly…

    Light behaviour

  5. Q5Negative fill does what?

    Light behaviour

  6. Q6False colour on a monitor is used to…

    On-set practice

  7. Q7Who does the gaffer report to on a union-style set?

    On-set practice

  8. Q8Someone calls "striking" on set. What does it mean?

    On-set practice

  9. Q9The fastest way to lose an afternoon on a student shoot is usually…

    On-set practice

  10. Q10A 1000W lamp on a 120V circuit draws about how many amps?

    Power & distro

  11. Q11How much continuous load should you plan on a 15A household circuit?

    Power & distro

  12. Q12Two stingers are daisy-chained across a doorway. The correct move is…

    Power & distro

  13. Q13A light on a tall stand with an arm extended out needs…

    Safety & law

  14. Q14The correct way to handle a hot tungsten globe or barn doors is…

    Safety & law

  15. Q15Working with a minor performer on a student shoot means…

    Safety & law

  16. Q16Lighting near water or in rain requires…

    Safety & law

  17. Q17Why does a mixer record room tone at every location?

    Sound design

  18. Q18Most festival and platform deliveries now check your mix against…

    Sound design

  19. Q19A "D/M/E" delivery means separate stems for…

    Sound design

  20. Q20Mr AP helped you plan and review a graded assignment. On most courses you should…

    On-set practice

Campus facilities

Everything a serious writing school gives you, running in the browser — same account, same vault, on desktop, tablet or phone. Nothing to install.

Live presence & streaks

Auto-tracked attendance, daily streaks and weekly critique hours — no check-in needed.

Manuscript vault

Versioned drafts, beat sheets and pacing heatmaps. Owned entirely by you.

Writers room live

Real-time critique with Mr AP and collaborators. Grammar, tense, voice — every 15 seconds.

Notes & critique

Line-level notes with craft reasons, and grading reports that teach instead of overwrite.

Web and mobile. Works on desktop, tablet and phone with one account and one vault — no install required.

The DEAL 500 curriculum

Structured courses on contracts, IP, structure and the business — graded checkpoints, flashcards and a capstone at the end of each one.

Browse every course →

Mr AP, The university: Welcome to I Write Mines University. This side of the building is structured — admissions, terms, classrooms, real coursework — and the flagship is the deal curriculum: contracts, ownership, splits, the paperwork that decides who eats when the thing works. I've watched talented people sign away everything because nobody sat them down and read the clause out loud. That's what this is. Enroll if you want the whole term, or audit a module and see how it feels.